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by Heidi Armbruster
Directed by Vivienne Benesch

World Premiere

Sometimes you really do put your foot in it

Raw from an office romance, stinging from a journalistic rivalry, and exhausted by a never-ending series of baby showers, Allie, a food writer in New York City, never expected to find herself on the wrong side of an epic food fight. When she escapes to her father’s dairy farm in Wisconsin, she meets a cow named Patches who promises to show her the way home and brings a whole new meaning to the farm-to-table.

AGE RECOMMENDATION

Due to regular use of coarse language, we encourage all patrons to use their own discretion in determining the appropriateness of the material.

RUN TIME

Approximately 2 hours, including one 15-minute intermission. (Subject to change.)

TICKETS AND SHOWTIMES


Single tickets go on sale June 11. Get the best seats a the best price by subscribing to the entire season for as little as $25 per ticket.*

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OCT 16

7:30p P

OCT 17

7:30p P, V

OCT 18

7:30p P

OCT 19

7:30p

OCT 20

2:00p

OCT 21 OCT 22

7:30p C, 👌

OCT 23

7:30p🗣

OCT 24

7:30p

OCT 25

7:30p

OCT 26

2:00pOC
7:30p

OCT 27

2:00p🗣

OCT 28 OCT 29

7:30p

OCT 30

7:30p

OCT 31

7:30p

NOV 1

7:30p

NOV 2

7:30p

NOV 3

2:00p ¿

* This figure represents the price-per-ticket when you purchase a Full-9 subscription in Section B during Previews. Taxes and fees not included. Prices vary across section and day during the run of each show. All prices subject to change.