World Premiere Comedy


By Heidi Armbruster Directed by Vivienne Benesch

Sometimes you really do put your foot in it

Raw from an office romance, stinging from a journalistic rivalry, and exhausted by a never-ending series of baby showers, Allie, a food writer in New York City, never expected to find herself on the wrong side of an epic food fight. When she escapes to her father’s dairy farm in Wisconsin, she meets a cow named Patches who promises to show her the way home.

on stage

October 19 – November 03, 2019

Run Time

Approximately 2 hours, including one 15-minute intermission.

Ticket Prices

Tickets start at $20


Due to casual use of coarse language, we encourage all patrons to use their own discretion in determining the appropriateness of the material.